brianmalik:

if i sigh loudly enough will all of my problems go away 

(via fake-mermaid)

heritance:

Never fuck with someone who cries when they’re mad. They’ll stab you 48 times and cry in your stab wounds.

(via asvprock)

zedrin-maybe:

princessveroni:

I cannot fuckin believe

Nature Valley became a magical girl and their wish was to see kyubey run up a goddamn tree I’m so done

(via crrocs)

trulylame:

I wanna be a tiny person that lives on plants

(via kianlawley)

radsturbate:

how the soft grinch☯ stole christmas

(via beyoncescock)

crunchier:

bed blogging and hearing your mom yell that lunch’s readyimage

rushing to the kitchen like

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mom: it’ll be ready in five mins but would you mind setting the table?

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(via asvprock)

vegay:

i love being called lady by people like when kids are in ur way and they’re parents say “let this lady pass” it’s like heck yeah im a lady

(Source: plnts, via fake-mermaid)

forsciencejohn:

reservedvomit:

oh the nineties

i know right that dress is terrible

(via crrocs)

lubricates:

excuse me u accidentally pressed the unfollow button ha ha ha fix that

(Source: lubricates, via asvprock)