vorfreudde:

Relationships suck, you either get married or breakup 

(via happiest)

landorus:

i feel like ‘restaurant’ shouldnt be spelled like that

(Source: landorus, via fake-mermaid)

agirlnamedagnes:

This is what my husband and I purchased at the grocery store the other day.

We don’t have kids.

We are adults. We pay bills.
And drink water from a whale.

(via ruinedchildhood)

fraek:

do you ever look at yourself and think ‘aw cute’ but then walk two feet into a different lighting and think ‘omg nvm’

(Source: thotbots, via asvprock)

human:

walking barefoot in the locker room of a public pool like

image

(via beyoncescock)